so i was walking from campus down to pioneer square, and on the way there i passed by a restaurant. i was curious whether they would have good food, since the place looked swanky. i was reading the name of the restaurant [which i have forgotten] and from the bottom of the sign i was reading to myself, and thinking "A Sian Cafe. Hmmm, i wonder what Sian food is? Wonder if it's any good." then i realized that it was ASIAN Cafe. NERK. good thing i didn't say it out loud.

- Desiree Mijares
- portland metro, or, United States
- i wish an orchestra & someone with a boombox would follow me around so that my life would continuously be accompanied by a soundtrack.